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They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions."" Then why did you go into teaching?"" It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils.Brian Francis
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I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.Brian Francis
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On the drive up here, I saw a goose, " he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.Brian Francis